The Destroyer does not whisper. It announces itself and dares someone to say something about it.
This is a full-send novelty gag gift for adults who believe subtlety is a waste of time and restraint is for people with better judgment. It’s big, bold, and aggressively unnecessary — which is exactly why it exists.
- ✔ Loud enough to dominate the room
- ✔ Built to ruin gift exchanges and friendships
- ✔ Heavy, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore
- ✔ Ships discreetly — your intentions do not
The Destroyer is what you buy when you want reactions, not appreciation. When you want silence followed by laughter, followed by someone asking, “Why would you do this?”
Because you could.
Because you shouldn’t.
Because The Destroyer.
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