Butt Beacon - Location Confirmed
Butt Beacon - Location Confirmed leans into animal-inspired chaosβtails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring Built for laughs, stares, and bad decisions.For adult novelty use only.
Project Hogwash - Oink Oink
Project Hogwash - Oink Oink leans into animal-inspired chaosβtails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring Built for laughs, stares, and bad decisions.Novelty/adult use only.
General Cockstein - Close your eyes and smile
General Cockstein - Close your eyes and smile brings the classic bead vibe with a little extra βare you serious?β energy. Multiple sizes and styles for different comfort levels Easy to use, easy to clean, easy to explain away (good luck) Great as a gag gift or a bold add-on A small object with a ...
Heavy Hitter - No Warm Up
Heavy Hitter - No Warm Up brings the classic bead vibe with a little extra βare you serious?β energy. Multiple sizes and styles for different comfort levels Easy to use, easy to clean, easy to explain away (good luck) Great as a gag gift or a bold add-on A small object with a big sense of humor.F...
Astral Probe - Out of This World
Astral Probe - Out of This World is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor.Adults only. Use responsibly.
Big Bobby - Extreme
Big Bobby - Extreme lives in the deep endβover-the-top choices for people who donβt do mild. Built for shock value and party stories Not subtle. Not quiet. Not forgettable. Choose it when you want the room to react Leave polite moments behind.For adult novelty use only.
Make Mama Proud - Go Big
Make Mama Proud - Go Big is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions This one shows up to make an entrance.Adults only. Use responsibly.
Zero Chill - No Cooldown
Zero Chill - No Cooldown is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor.Novelty/adult use only.

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All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.
Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.
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