Plug Your Butt exists for one simple reason:
life is more fun when you stop pretending you’re mature.
We’re an adult humor gift shop dedicated to dumb, funny, and absolutely unnecessary items — the kind of things that exist purely to make people laugh, blush, or ask, “Why would anyone make this?”
If it’s ridiculous, mildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a reaction, we’re interested.
Nothing here is practical.
Nothing here is subtle.
These are the kinds of items you bring to a party knowing full well they’ll steal the show, get passed around, and make at least one person deeply uncomfortable — in the best possible way.
Our vibe is playful, cheeky, and unapologetically immature. We live for novelty, irony, and adult-coded jokes that toe the line without completely jumping off the cliff. Think conversation starters, desk distractions HR would hate, and gifts you give with a grin because you know what’s about to happen.
Plug Your Butt isn’t about elegance, restraint, or acting your age.
It’s about laughs, chaos, and embracing the fact that sometimes the funniest things are also the dumbest ones.
Humor should be loud.
Gifts should be memorable.
And life’s too short to pretend otherwise.
So browse casually.
Laugh like an idiot.
Buy responsibly — or don’t.
Either way, welcome to the chaos.
