Return Policy

Sales Are Final / Damaged-in-Shipping Only

All sales are final.

Because of the nature of our products, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, sizing, preference, or “I regret my choices.”

Refunds or replacements are only available if your order arrives damaged in shipping.

To request help with shipping damage, contact us within 7 days of delivery and include:

your order number
a photo of the shipping box/packaging
a photo of the damaged item

If the claim is approved, we’ll issue a replacement (when available) or a refund.

Disclaimer

All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.

Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.

By purchasing or using these products, you acknowledge and agree that the seller assumes no responsibility for improper use, modification, or use contrary to this disclaimer.

For novelty display and humor purposes only.