The Little Bobby is the kind of name that makes people uncomfortable before they even know what they’re looking at.
This novelty gag gift leans hard into irony. It’s oversized, serious-looking, and paired with a name that absolutely does not match the situation — which is exactly why it works.
- ✔ Creates instant confusion
- ✔ Looks far more serious than its name suggests
- ✔ Immediately invites judgment
- ✔ Bold presence with zero self-awareness
- ✔ Ships discreetly, reputation does not
Once Little Bobby enters the room, there’s a pause. Then a look. Then silence.


