Butt Beacon looks like it’s trying to send a message. What that message is — nobody knows.
This novelty gag gift has strong “found this on purpose” energy. It’s soft-looking, suspiciously cheerful, and absolutely committed to being noticed. If subtlety was the goal, something went very wrong.
- ✔ Visually confusing in the best way
- ✔ Instantly draws attention without explanation
- ✔ Has no chill and no sense of direction
- ✔ Looks friendly, feels like a mistake
- ✔ Ships quietly, arrives loud
Butt Beacon doesn’t escalate — it announces. Once it’s out, everyone knows something happened.