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Sink Buns Novelty Sink Stopper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations Built for...

Iced Plugs - Prank Plug Ice Mold is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor. Novelty/adult use only.

Butt Cup – Fill it up leans into animal-inspired chaos—tails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring This one shows up to make an entrance. For adult novelty use only.

“I Love Anal” Funny Novelty T-Shirt is wearable chaos for people who want to rep the brand without explaining it. Simple, bold merch with Plug Your Butt energy Perfect for gifts, parties, and ‘I can’t believe you wore that’ moments Comfortable enough to wear, loud enough to be noticed Spread the ...

Remote-Controlled Fart Plug is here for one job: turn the lights on—literally. Glow/LED effects for maximum attention Party-friendly, photo-friendly, and absolutely unnecessary Best paired with confidence and a sense of humor Subtle was never the goal. For adult novelty use only.

Metal Novelty Plug Ashtray is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor.For adult novelty use only.

Rear-End Tracking Device Butt Plug – Novelty Location Tracker Discreet way to keep tabs on your loved ones. This gag gift is for maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Fits most butts Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring Built for laug...

Celebrate spooky season with a playful twist. The Festive Pumpkin Plugs brings Halloween vibes without the mess — no knives, no candles, no carving required. Featuring a stacked jack-o’-lantern design and a whimsical witch’s hat detail, this novelty plug is made to stand out. Crafted with smooth,...