Glow in the Dark Moon Topper
Glow in the Dark Moon Topper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations Built for lau...
Sink Buns Novelty Sink Stopper
Sink Buns Novelty Sink Stopper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations Built for...
Gemstone Topper
Gemstone Topper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations This one shows up to make ...
Eyeball Topper
Eyeball Topper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations Built for laughs, stares, a...
Egg Cluster Novelty Plug
Egg Cluster Novelty Plug brings the classic bead vibe with a little extra ‘are you serious?’ energy. Multiple sizes and styles for different comfort levels Easy to use, easy to clean, easy to explain away (good luck) Great as a gag gift or a bold add-on A small object with a big sense of humor.Ad...

Disclaimer
All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.
Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.
By purchasing or using these products, you acknowledge and agree that the seller assumes no responsibility for improper use, modification, or use contrary to this disclaimer.
For novelty display and humor purposes only.


