Products
Lulov Water-Based Personal Lubricant – 65ml | Plug Your Butt
Lulov Water-Based Personal Lubricant – 65ml — smooth support for nights when you want everything to go a little more… efficiently. Easy, no-fuss glide Great for keeping things comfortable and moving smoothly A practical add-on that still fits the brand’s sense of humor Keep it simple. Keep it sli...
Magic 8 Ball – Ask Again Later Novelty Plug
When you need answers, trust the classics.Magic 8 Ball – Ask Again Later Novelty Plug puts fate right where it belongs. Featuring a classic 8-ball topper with a polished metal base, this playful gag piece is perfect for gift giving, party laughs, or adding a little mystery to your collection.Shak...
Make Mama Proud - Go Big
Make Mama Proud - Go Big is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions This one shows up to make an entrance.Adults only. Use responsibly.
Marbled Topper
Marbled Topper is a reaction-first topper designed to make your build look absurd on purpose. Bold designs and textures made to stand out Easy way to swap the vibe without swapping the whole setup Perfect for gifting, displaying, and starting questionable conversations For moments that deserve a ...
Metal Novelty Plug Ashtray
Metal Novelty Plug Ashtray is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor.For adult novelty use only.
Mister Wiggles - No Training Required
Mister Wiggles - No Training Required leans into animal-inspired chaos—tails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring This one shows up to make an entrance.Adults only. Use responsibly.
No Mercy - Zero Leniency | No Mercy merchandise
No Mercy merchandise - Zero Leniency lives in the deep end—over-the-top choices for people who don’t do mild. Built for shock value and party stories Not subtle. Not quiet. Not forgettable. Choose it when you want the room to react Leave polite moments behind.Novelty/adult use only.
One Move Left – The Tricky Triangle Plug
The One Move Left – The Tricky Triangle Plug takes the innocent frustration of a classic peg puzzle and turns it into a situation you can’t easily back out of. The familiar board invites strategy — the setup guarantees poor decisions. It’s built for overconfidence, designed for second thoughts, a...
Disclaimer
All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.
Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.
By purchasing or using these products, you acknowledge and agree that the seller assumes no responsibility for improper use, modification, or use contrary to this disclaimer.
For novelty display and humor purposes only.