Products
Butt Beacon - Location Confirmed
Butt Beacon - Location Confirmed leans into animal-inspired chaos—tails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring Built for laughs, stares, and bad decisions.For adult novelty use only.
Butt Cup – Fill it up
Butt Cup – Fill it up leans into animal-inspired chaos—tails, texture, and maximum reaction value. Designed to look wild (on purpose) Perfect for costumes, parties, and gag gifting Because blending in is boring This one shows up to make an entrance. For adult novelty use only.
Butt Plug Blank - Create your own
Butt Plug Blank - Create your own is designed for creators, hobbyists, and novelty gift makers who want to add their own unique touch. Featuring a smooth, polished surface and a flat top, it’s ideal for custom decoration, cabochons, decals, resin art, or novelty attachments.Crafted from body-safe...
Buttlery – Tactical Cutlery Novelty Plug Set of 3
Buttlery – Tactical Cutlery Novelty Plug turns miniature knives into an unexpectedly refined gag piece. With a compact blade-style topper and a polished metal base, this novelty item looks precise, intentional, and just dangerous enough to make people pause. It’s the perfect blend of elegance and...
Candy Cane Glass Anal Plug – More than a stocking stuffer
Candy Cane Glass Anal Plug – More than a stocking stuffer Celebrate the season with a sleek and festive twist. combines a smooth, minimalist design with a classic holiday-inspired look that feels both playful and refined.Crafted from solid, body-safe glass, this plug offers a smooth surface for ...
Christmas Tree Anal Plug – Festive Silicone
Add a little holiday cheer with a playful twist. The Christmas Tree Anal Plug brings festive fun to the season with a spiral, tree-inspired design that’s both eye-catching and comfortable. Made from smooth, body-safe silicone, this spiral plug is designed for easy insertion and a secure, flared b...
Closer Look – The Inspection Plug
The Closer Look – The Inspection Plug takes the precision of a handheld magnifier and turns it into something far more committed. The focused lens demands attention — the rigid frame suggests this is more serious than it needs to be. It’s built for curiosity, designed for scrutiny, and guaranteed...
Crimson Wrecker - Damage Report
Crimson Wrecker - Damage Report is a gag-first novelty pick built to create a reaction, not a quiet moment. Absurd by design Best for parties, prank gifting, and unforgettable unboxings Guaranteed to spark questions A small object with a big sense of humor.Adults only. Use responsibly.
Disclaimer
All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.
Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.
By purchasing or using these products, you acknowledge and agree that the seller assumes no responsibility for improper use, modification, or use contrary to this disclaimer.
For novelty display and humor purposes only.