Zero Restraint
For People With Questionable Judgment
Inside the Shop
Plug Your Butt exists for one simple reason:
Life is more fun when you stop pretending you’re mature.
We’re an adult humor gift shop dedicated to dumb, funny, and absolutely unnecessary shit that exists purely to make people laugh, blush, or say, “why the hell would anyone make this?” If it’s ridiculous, mildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a reaction, we’re into it.
Nothing here is practical. None of it is subtle. Everything has personality. These are the kinds of items you bring to a party knowing full well they’ll steal the show, get passed around, and make at least one person uncomfortable in the best possible way.
Plug Your Butt isn’t about elegance, restraint, or acting your age. It’s about laughs, chaos, and embracing the fact that sometimes the funniest things are the dumbest ones. Humor should be loud, giftable, and just inappropriate enough to feel illegal.
Welcome to the chaos!
Put it in. Keep it there. Don’t overthink it.
Backdoor Holdings
Because sometimes you want to put something in your ass and call it an investment.
These aren’t dainty accessories. These are unapologetic, shove-it-in, shut-up-and-enjoy-it plugs built for people who don’t need permission or a pep talk. Smooth, solid, and made to stay exactly where you put them — no slipping, no nonsense, no regrets.
This is adult hardware. Handle accordingly.
Grab some merch
Spread the word and some cheeks!
One by one. No backing out.
Beads of Glory
A string of terrible ideas that somehow feels like a victory.
These aren’t decorations. These are deliberate, sequential bad decisions designed to be pulled, laughed at, and bragged about later. Smooth, graduated, and unapologetically extra — every bead exists to remind you that you absolutely did not need to go this far… but you did anyway.
Glory comes in stages. Regret comes later.
P-Zone to Jizz Town
This is the nerve center. The deep end. The part nobody talks about but everyone pretends they didn’t enjoy. These tools exist to press buttons you weren’t emotionally prepared for and unlock reactions you will absolutely lie about later.
Enter at your own risk... Your prostate will thank you.
What Happy Customers Have To Say!
They've got a different product, and they're all super affordable, every time I've ordered so far has been great.
I order for my self from here all of the time! Shipping is Free, and it's pretty quick. Plug Your Butt is great!
This is my 3rd order from here. I really love the customer support as they instantly get back with resolution if needed.
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