The Full Send is not here to participate. It’s here to shut things down.
This is a savage novelty gag gift for adults who believe subtlety is optional and restraint is a suggestion. Big, bold, and aggressively unnecessary, The Wrecker exists to ruin gift exchanges and permanently change group dynamics.
- ✔ Big enough to end the conversation
- ✔ Heavy, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore
- ✔ Ships discreetly — your intent does not
This is the kind of gift that makes people stare. The kind that gets quiet. The kind that answers the question, “Who brought this?”
Because someone always does...