This thing is unnecessary. It’s excessive. It exists purely to make people uncomfortable. The Crimson Wrecker is a no-shame, zero-subtlety novelty gag gift for adults who enjoy chaos, bad decisions, and gifts that instantly ruin the vibe.
- ✔ Loud. Bold. Absolutely not discreet.
- ✔ Heavy-duty novelty-grade material
- ✔ Ships discreetly, unlike your taste
It’s too much. That’s the point.
It’s stupid. On purpose.