The Astral Probe looks like it wasn’t designed here. It looks recovered — not manufactured.
This novelty gag gift leans into the unknown. Its form feels intentional, unfamiliar, and slightly unsettling, like something cataloged briefly and then moved somewhere secure.
- ✔ Otherworldly design with no clear purpose
- ✔ Immediately feels “not from here”
- ✔ Visually striking and hard to explain
- ✔ Carries serious artifact energy
- ✔ Ships discreetly, arrives suspicious
Astral Probe doesn’t blend in. It stands apart, and it knows it.