The Zero Chill does not read the room. It walks in and immediately makes things weird.
This is a novelty gag gift for adults who skipped the filter entirely. It’s bold, unapologetic, and carries the energy of someone who should have thought twice — but didn’t.
- ✔ Refuses to behave
- ✔ Brings chaos without explanation
- ✔ Instantly becomes the focal point
- ✔ Bold design with no concern for subtlety
- ✔ Discreet shipping, loud presence
Zero Chill is what happens when self-control clocks out. There’s no build-up. No warning. Just immediate escalation.