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    Situation - No Exit Plan

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    Situation - No Exit Plan
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    The Situation is what happens when things go too far and nobody steps in to stop it.

    This is a savage novelty gag gift for adults who enjoy chaos, poor decisions, and gifts that instantly change the energy in the room. It’s bold, excessive, and aggressively unnecessary — which is exactly the point.

    • ✔ Big enough to derail the conversation
    • ✔ Ridiculous on purpose
    • ✔ Ships discreetly — the moment does not

    The Situation is the kind of gift that makes people pause, look around the room, and say, “Well… this just became a thing.”